A 22-year-old woman from New Jersey consulted the help of a 'psychic' to save her deteriorating relationship. She found the help she needed in psychic,Tammy Mitchell, who was offering a very reasonable $65 reading. Mitchell promptly determined that the reason for the young woman's woes was very simple… she was cursed! Luckily Mitchell had the cure.

She instructed the woman to perform an elaborate series of twisted and hilarious steps. First, Mitchell made the woman sleep with white thread, red wine and salt in a pillowcase under her bed. Then she persuaded her to remove $600 from the bank and rub the money and the fruit on her body while making the sign of the cross. The following day, Mitchell repeated the ritual, this time rubbing the oranges and grapefruits on the woman's body herself! This set the woman back $5,500 for Mitchell's services.

But we're not done yet. Mitchell then told the victim to smash an orange with her foot, apparently revealing an evil head which marked the end of that part of the curse.

A few days later, Mitchell requested another $7,000 and sent the woman home with grapefruits and oranges. She instructed the woman to rub the fruit all over her body in the shower. When the woman couldn't pay in cash, Mitchell persuaded the victim to buy her a dining room set, shoes and clothes.

Not even sure where to go with this one. Any suggestions? 

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