I just finished a couple of J’s and against the advice of my buddies I decided to play with the ouija myself for fun. I rubbed the planchette around a few times and asked if anyone wanted to speak. I did this for about 10 min. or so and I was about to give up and put it away when it started moving. I asked the spirit’s name and it spelled out N-a-q-u-a-n.

I asked him how he died and the board spelled out s-t-a-b-b-e-d p-r-i-s-o-n. After a few silent moments the board spelled out g-u-m-p. I said I didn’t understand what he meant and the board replied y-o-u-l-l s-e-e. Suddenly, my whole body froze as if paralyzed and I felt my jaw go slack. I felt an unseen force moving back and forth in my mouth, choking me. After a few minutes of this I felt a hot sensation in the back of my throat. I was now able to move again and so did the planchette…..ON IT’S OWN. It spelled out p-u-n-k then quickly moved to goodbye.

I haven’t touched a ouija board since then and I don’t think I ever will. I think I ate ghost skeet.